Avocado is a bitch masquerading as something healthy

I am 5 weeks into my diet. This is a diet challenge actually, against a mate. The loser of the most weight wins. The loser buys the other one, and their family, a meal. Simple.

For 5 weeks I have been eating avocado. I was under the impression it was a “super food”. I have now found out from someone who goes to an organised Fat Club that it is actually very fatty.

Fuck you avocado. Hard. I knew something must be afoot as it tasted so good. As I am rapidly finding out, things that are good for you don’t taste nice. Brown rice, anything wholemeal, sprouts, curly kale (whatever that is).

Avocado, you have rocked my world, but now we must go our separate ways.

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